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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 12:31

Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
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What are the bitter truths of life one should know?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Loons and Moons
Will Ukraine eventually return to Russia's sphere of influence?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read